• When walking down the hallway at school:
• Me: Get the fuck out of my way
• Me: Couples..
• Me: I REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the boob thank you for that
• Me: Oh yes, hug your friend in front of my locker I'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
• Me: What are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
• Me: This book better not drop and if it does I am not picking it up because effort
• Me: Step on the back of my shoe again and I will end you

• Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
• Me: Well fuck
• Actual Fact: It's actually, you see yourself 20% less beautiful than everybody else see's you.
• Me: Thank fuck

rainbowflyer:

wheretheewildthingssaree:

moject-prayhem:

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

Just one.

 

(Source: pantophobiia)

reasonablesacrifice:

Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.

Slide it through the small opening of the car door.

Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.

TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007

(Source: peetaah)